Forever Elderly Young

• I Went to The New Old Folks Home Today
• I saw them, pushed around, running, walking, 
• out at play, as usual, they were yelling, talking
• taking their medication, suffering from diabetes
• heart attacks, attention deficits, hypertension, obesity
• all of these little, old people, remembering the Golden Rule
• and the Hippocratic Oath, noticing, I was at, an Elementary School…R.D.Revilo

Root PhD

Root PhD

Your  Morning Joe, With Revilo (for those Set to Go)

Beddy Bye With Revilo (for those Slowing The Flow)

Root PhD

well doc why the frown?
I’m afraid YOU need to sit down
your lungs are strong, haven’t started to fade
ok? that’s bad news at your age
take this pill, you’re very ill
your blood pressure not high or low
is something wrong doc? I don’t know
take another pill, you’re very ill
your heart is thumping too well
I am afraid it could swell
really doc? take this pill, you’re very ill
your neck, knees, hips & joints are ok
shouldn’t be that way
here, take this pill, you’re very ill
by the way, here is the bill
hesitation could mean you require more medication
besides your insurance will pay for the operation
what doc? seems a problem is in your brain
but I can’t find it & if it spreads, you’ll end up dead
Geesh doc, what will I do?
You’ll be just fine, when I’m finished with you
so when’s the operation?
in 3 months, after my Monte Carlo Vacation…R.D.Revilo

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