- I’ve Got It, Said The COO
- cost cutting, I know the way to go
- why hire, and train Employees
- replace them with, Chimpanzees
- we’ll save on, salaries, wages,
- overtime, retirements,
- healthcare, unemployment
- vacation, sick, all benefits
- all will be rolled back into profits
- investors will salivate at our numbers
- Employees are Chimps, only dumber
- we’ll save, save, except on bananas
- raise revenues, in a ruthless manner
- we’ll get the best Chimps
- we’ll recruit using fruit
- not pay, the Board
- was quick to vote and say
hip-hip-hooray, - a few months later
- the proud COO, was promoted
- at a local restaurant
- from busboy to Waiter…R.D.Revilo
