- Ah, Family Re-Union, Such a Sight to See
- Together, at last with The Family, a Great Time
- but let me share with you, what I perceived at mine
- Diabetes, Cancer, Hypertension, Obesity
- of my Grands, Uncles, Aunts, Cousins, Nephews and Nieces
- and they were all, Happily, consuming the causes of these Diseases
- everywhere you looked, you saw dark colored soda
- root beer, Pepsi and Coca-cola, that was the mature
- to our children, they dispensed these strange colored,
- super sugar concentrated drinks, I asked,
- what are the expected results, if sugar is killing the adults
- phosphoric acid, in soft drinks, can cause calcium loss
- weakening the bones, one example of our rising healthcare costs
- they were shocked at me, over fifty, taking no medications
- six days a week in the gym, not fat, naturally slim
- they reacted as if I was the sick one, not them
- I was almost convinced, something was wrong with me
- until the music came on, I danced pain free
- they were moving rhythmically, not to music, but misery
- how could we feed these diseases to our children, I could not justify
- I could only sit there, shaking my head, bewildered, asking why…R.D.Revilo
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All posts for the day December 3rd, 2012
- I’d Attract All The Girls
- if my bald head had hair, Just For Men
- if I lengthen my short end, with Extenze
- I’d be the Man in demand, with the Women
- Jenny Craig-ing down, will bring all the girls around
- if I Ralph Lauren-ed my cologne, female company
- will never leave me alone
- don’t Axe me why, I’m just an average guy
- if I win poker prize, I’d open so many
- women’s eyes, who don’t know
- they want to make love to me
- shifting gears in my new Jaguar
- in the passenger seat, a gorgeous heart-beat
- She will make me feel like a movie star
- just by driving my car
- adding GNC muscle to my frame
- will drive my sex life insane
- invest with Charles Schwab, the smart money
- I’ll have a Mac-Mansion, and a Blond honey
- who cares about debt
- I’ll spend money, I haven’t made yet
- buying the new toy coming, next
- on a puff of smoke, the hope of having sex…R.D.Revilo
- This Time of Year
- people madly running to and fro
- crazily on the go
- the gift buying insanity, you know
- I want you to imagine, a pile of junk
- and a pile of money
- which would you prefer
- then why are you out frantically
- buying junk for him or her
- what’s the best gift you can give
- is simple, Gift Cards or Money
- why are you trying to read
- someone’s mind, when you know
- like you do, they need more money
- all of the time, so be wise
- watch the fools go on the shopping attack
- relax, cool out, give them money
- let them transact
- give them money, money, money
- bet, they won’t be in long lines taking it back…R.D.Revilo
