- Your Lordship, Prime Minister
- Mr. MI6 is here, with His Morning Intelligence Report
- Mr. Prime Minister, no, no, please
- sit at your comfort
- MI6: The Kindergarten Teachers are on strike again
- PM: those bitches
- MI6: well, the intel is, most are Gay Men
- PM: yes, bitches, that’s even scary
- MI6: shall I send in the military
- PM: no, I’ve got a better one for them
- PM: more saltpeter in their food again
- MI6: the hackney’s are on strike
- PM: those bitches
- MI6: cab drivers,
- PM: have the army put them on bikes
- MI6: the Librarians have left the Library
- PM: those bitches
- MI6: seems most are women
- PM: Have them replaced by the military
- PM: and shoot all the crooks,
- PM: late returning their Library books
- MI6: the Beefeaters want more beef
- PM: those bitches,
- MI6: ah, no Sir, more Gay Men
- PM: didn’t I just give them tax relief
- MI6: The Keystones are on strike
- MI6: said they haven’t had a pay raise in seven years
- PM: those bitches
- PM: they’re cops, they steal everything, near and dear
- MI6: what should I tell them Sir
- PM: no, that I’m tired of taking it, from them, in the rear
- PM: have your people blow up one of their coffee shops
- PM: blame it on some terrorist, who was on duty, when they were not
- MI6: the Tube Captains refuse to drive the trains
- PM: those Bitches, again, take over, use the Navy
- MI6: why the Navy Sir? why not use our marines
- PM: because the tubes will remind them of their submarines
- MI6: yes Sir, yes, of course
- MI6: The Royals, Queen Mum, want more money
- MI6: their London Weighting is light
- PM: by-God, I was selected by my party, I’m no dummy
- PM: raise their Weight, hope it helps them sleep at night
- PM: that all?
- MI6: yes Sir
- PM: these bitches, bitching bitches, to think we were once a world power
- MI6: yes, Sir, I’d ask for a raise, but at MI6, we already steal ours…R.D.Revilo
Buckingham Palace


SIS Headquarters, Vauxhall (MI6)

